urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ow_myspleen Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? ow_myspleen 2006-08-25T05:42:56Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ow_myspleen:9154 2006-08-24T22:31:44Z 2006-08-25T05:42:56Z <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_jesspark' lj:user='jesspark' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://jesspark.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://jesspark.livejournal.com/'><b>jesspark</b></a></span> was talking about her drinking game for <i>Balto</i> which reminded me of the game I came up with for "Reno 911". Per her request, here's the game. Use at your own risk. And, of course, apply the rules at your discretion.<br /><br />Take a drink, shot, whatever during any of the following occurrences (broken out by officer):<br /><ul><br /><li><b>Dangle</b><br /> <ul><br /><li>Anytime his bike is stolen</li><br /><li>Anytime he does something overly, for lack of a better term, gay. The shorts don't count.</li><br /></ul></li><br /><li><b>Junior</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime he makes a "creepy" statement (anything relating to porn, sex, general weirdness)</li><br /></ul></li><br /><li><b>Garcia</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime he says something sexist or racist. Take two drinks if he can somehow combine them into one statement</li><br /></ul><br /></li><br /><li><b>Jones</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime he flirts with/has sex with someone.</li><br /></ul><br /></li><br /><li><b>Johnson</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime she references her use of drugs or promiscuous sex/behavior</li><br /><li>Anytime she refers to her dancer/magician's assistant's past</li><br /></ul></li><br /><li><b>Wiegel</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime she talks about her cats</li><br /><li>Anytime she references her allergies, asthma, or any other illnesses</li><br /></ul><br /></li><br /><li><b>Williams</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime she talks about her baby's daddies or not knowing who they are</li><br /><li>Anytime she maces someone</li><br /></ul><br /></li><br /><li><b>Kimball</b><br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime she's the butt of an office joke</li><br /><li>Anytime she does something that's exceptionally, for lack of a better term, "butch".</li><br /></ul><br /></li><br /></ul><br /><br />Finally, for you adventurous types, here's some more overall rules to use.<br /><ul><br /><li>Anytime a sheriff's gun, car, taser, night stick, etc is stolen</li><br /><li>Anytime they use night sticks or mace on suspects</li><br /><li>Anytime they make a direct reference to the camera man. Telling him to turn it off or destroy the tape or just asking him if he wants something. Talking to the camera doesn't count.</li><br /><li>Anytime a suspect escapes. Take two drinks if it's exceptionally ridiculous (suspect walks out of interrogation room while Jones strangles Garcia)</li><br /><li>Anytime a sheriff commits an act of violence against another</li><br /></ul><br /><br />And finally, for the truly bold, take a drink every time they bleep a curse word. If there's several bleeps in a sentence/short exchange, just take a couple big drinks.<br /><br />I hope someone has fun with this.<br /><br />Late addition: These are two rare occurances, but if they occur, you have to finish your drink. Those two instances are:<br /><br />A - You see Travis Junior <b>without</b> his sunglasses. (I can only think of one instance of this)<br />B - You see Dangle <b>not</b> wearing shorts. (Which I think has yet to happen)