| Reno 911 Drinking Game |
[24 Aug 2006|04:59pm] |
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jesspark was talking about her drinking game for Balto which reminded me of the game I came up with for "Reno 911". Per her request, here's the game. Use at your own risk. And, of course, apply the rules at your discretion.
Take a drink, shot, whatever during any of the following occurrences (broken out by officer):
- Dangle
- Anytime his bike is stolen
- Anytime he does something overly, for lack of a better term, gay. The shorts don't count.
- Junior
- Anytime he makes a "creepy" statement (anything relating to porn, sex, general weirdness)
- Garcia
- Anytime he says something sexist or racist. Take two drinks if he can somehow combine them into one statement
- Jones
- Anytime he flirts with/has sex with someone.
- Johnson
- Anytime she references her use of drugs or promiscuous sex/behavior
- Anytime she refers to her dancer/magician's assistant's past
- Wiegel
- Anytime she talks about her cats
- Anytime she references her allergies, asthma, or any other illnesses
- Williams
- Anytime she talks about her baby's daddies or not knowing who they are
- Anytime she maces someone
- Kimball
- Anytime she's the butt of an office joke
- Anytime she does something that's exceptionally, for lack of a better term, "butch".
Finally, for you adventurous types, here's some more overall rules to use.
- Anytime a sheriff's gun, car, taser, night stick, etc is stolen
- Anytime they use night sticks or mace on suspects
- Anytime they make a direct reference to the camera man. Telling him to turn it off or destroy the tape or just asking him if he wants something. Talking to the camera doesn't count.
- Anytime a suspect escapes. Take two drinks if it's exceptionally ridiculous (suspect walks out of interrogation room while Jones strangles Garcia)
- Anytime a sheriff commits an act of violence against another
And finally, for the truly bold, take a drink every time they bleep a curse word. If there's several bleeps in a sentence/short exchange, just take a couple big drinks.
I hope someone has fun with this.
Late addition: These are two rare occurances, but if they occur, you have to finish your drink. Those two instances are:
A - You see Travis Junior without his sunglasses. (I can only think of one instance of this)
B - You see Dangle not wearing shorts. (Which I think has yet to happen)
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